You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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