My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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