Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
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I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
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He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
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