just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
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