We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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