So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
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Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
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Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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