do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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