So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
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