you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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