She's JV to your varsity
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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