Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
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