I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
2020 sucks, I want a refund
Randomize
