her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
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I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
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I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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