I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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