I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
You're so nebulous sometimes
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
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