Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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