Just fell off a train. Bad.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
We talked him into tasing himself.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
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