I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
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I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
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Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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