I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
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There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
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He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
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