I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
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I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
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I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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