I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
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We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
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Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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