We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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