I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
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It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
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He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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