He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
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BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
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I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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