? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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