I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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