the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
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We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
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Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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