I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
the room spins SO much faster in panama
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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