the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
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Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
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Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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