What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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