Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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