omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
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I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
i've created a new STD.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
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Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
false alarm, still single
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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