I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
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I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
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NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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