I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
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just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
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Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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