just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
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Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
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He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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