I wannas sexs uuuuu
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
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