i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
Are we still banned from the library?
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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