i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
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