So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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