windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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