i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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