Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
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