Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
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I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
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As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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