I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
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The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
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I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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