i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I need a hoe opinion
go on
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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