Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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