if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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