Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
tell me about the eggs
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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