I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
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maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
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She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
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