Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
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Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
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Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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