I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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