Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
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