hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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