if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Randomize
