We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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